I am a little quirky. I admit that. Quirky on the things that drive me insane. Sometimes, I feel like I am on an episode of the Seinfeld Show when I am out on a date. I sit there and think to myself, “WTF”…I call my friends afterwards and I am like, “You aren’t going to believe this shit!”
I am NOT perfect. This is not what I am saying. I am also not talking about the obvious reasons for not dating someone again like being a total DB, or rude or abusive etc. These things are the random little incidences that happen when I am on a date with someone and they do something…and I am like, “EWWWWW”…my eyes widen and time feels like time is standing still. I can’t date you anymore.
Now, I KNOW I am not the only one who does this. I might be one of the few who admit it. It is funny to me. Totally and admittedly shallow (maybe a smidge). I am looking around waiting for the cameras to come out sometimes on some of the dates that I have gone on and holy crap I have some stories to tell (at a later time)…but getting back to random things…
|No, I have never done this. I just think its funny!|
Here are 3:
“The Open Mouth Chewer” If I can hear you chewing, I have fantasied about your death. For reals. I need someone to make me this sign. For the love of God, please close your mouth.
“Excessive Emoji Guy” It will be our last date, if you send me something like this:
|Example of excessive emojis…and the Golden Girls Theme|